eveningflares:

evangelala:

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

mikalhvi:

full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

"Did you mean: Congratulations TRAITOR!" that’s fucking priceless.

imawanchor:

dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fans image

it’s like a scene from a zombie movie

potato3unicorn097:

imacatmiaow:

idonotlikethatsam-i-am:

matafari:

Reason number 3457398735973495 why I love Pink

Respect.

I forgot that Pink’s name isn’t actually Pink

Pink is one of my idols

@

steinpratt:

startenthousand:

haliasjane:

mommapolitico:

mychemicalromances:

countdowntoinfinitecrisis:

Hey kids, it’s time for Rewriting History with Judge Andrew Napolitano. 

No joke, in the Texas public school system elementary students are taught that tariffs were the reason for the civil war, not slavery. We had an entire curriculum built around it.

goddamnit texas

Don’t forget that as one of the largest textbook markets, many other states have to buy Texas-approved textbooks. Not only does Texas screw up their own children, but they screw up the kids of other states as well.

I live in Pennsylvania, and I remember learning in elementary school that the real reason for the war was “the economy.”

EDIT: and my stupid ass believed that for an embarrassingly long time.

I live in Wisconsin, and got both versions multiple times from different textbooks and teachers, resulting in general confusion and an aversion to the entirety of 19th century US history (to be fair, that’s also partly due to the fact that the other part of 19th century US history you learn in school is STEAM ENGINE STEAM ENGINE STEAM ENGINE I GET IT ALREADY ENOUGH WITH THE STEAM ENGINE)

The idea that slavery should have been “allowed” to fade away - even if that were a realistic possibility - is essentially saying that he thinks Lincoln was too hasty, that black Americans should’ve had to endure a few more decades of slavery.

That’s monstrous. That’s actually a monstrous thing to suggest.

shingekinokitty:

Finally finished my Levi print which is available on my storenvy
Flipped up top so you can see it better c:

This is actually a redraw of a screen cap from the ACWNR trailer! 

This is dedicated to the lovely orderandsophism, who is always inspiring me with their headcanons, writing, and beautiful singing voice. And they made me love Levi even more than I did before. 

You can view it full sized w/o any lost quality or stretching here

eyeslikedust:

birdstump:

How can I not reblog something that contains the word “lemonling.”

tahkai:

bepsiboy:

idreaminwords:

That is the opening of a portal to another dimension and you cannot tell me otherwise

really cos um. im pretty sure thats a lightning guy riding a lightning horse???

見 ぬ が 花

aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

relaapse:

0hbloodyhell:

snerpthesnerr:

brutuswayne:

tiredpunk:

makochantachibanana:

GOOD LUCK ON YOUR FINAL EXAMS

GOOD LUCK ON YOUR ENTRANCE EXAMS

GOOD LUCK ON YOUR ORAL PRESENTATIONS

GOOD LUCK ON YOUR GIANT ESSAYS

GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK

d(^u^)b

how did you do that backwards ‘b’

try the key next to ‘f’

g

And here we see someone fried from exams.

oh my fuck.

sigornthenn:

sweetmetaphors:

it is time.

soon the era of pumpkin will fall and the northern winds whisper

peppermint everything

HAPPY 79th BIRTHDAY JULIE ANDREWS!

alphascum:

THIS VIDEO IS CRUCIAL FOR MY EXISTENCE 

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